I'd hit my head against a wall until I forgot every single one of them.

I'd guess I would just......

Blow through them. :^)

I'd slowly cause my friends to distance themselves from me by telling a new joke each time one of them passed wind. I'd die alone, but satisfied.

I'd lock myself into a room, put a microphone with a recorder in front of me and not leave until I've said every single one of them.

idk, I'd probably just have to tell them in passing

I'd challenge Kevin Hart to a straight-up joke off. Bet a huge amount of money I don't have, go in on him with my cavalcade of crude comedy, then never use them ever again as I save money and use it to pay of any debt I may accrue as well as pay somebody to keep the media away because I don't have time to deal with that shit.

Do a one day presentation to the world and bring peace to the world atleast for one day.

I would create a set of fart sounds on my phone and purposely play them in secluded places. Then make the quips.

Make a few jokes about it, and then realize how bad fart jokes are.

I would store them in my fart bag and take them out whenever i needed to shame somebody

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I would store them in my fart bag and take them out whenever i needed to shame somebody

You have a special bag just for fart jokes?

I would tell them every time anyone farted

What is this fart bag made of that it would be able to store farts without expiring.

Sell the Fart Jokes I don't want, keep the ones I think are clever. Ya cause jokes FTW.