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Nov 12, 2014 4:17 AM #1267942
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Actually, they've been making stronger products that only break under specific conditions: getting hit directly to the face, or hitting the corner. However, I'll be fine with that, as my goal is to COMPLETELY. AND TOTALLY. WIPE. OUT. BAD. APPS.

And by bad apps, I mean those apps that are so bad, you wonder if a brain dead monkey baby gave it a shot with their butt.

By specific conditions I think you meant to say "the only two ways that phones drop"
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Nov 12, 2014 4:20 AM #1267947
I've dropped my iPod on its face before, it was fine. Dropped it on a corner and BOOM. Cracked to pieces. So much bullshit at that.
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Nov 12, 2014 4:30 AM #1267952
Bend every single iPhone 6 and sell Mac products
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Nov 12, 2014 4:52 AM #1267969
its included products in future?
if yes,I will use them all and write a article about my impression of i phone 1-10000
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Nov 12, 2014 8:07 AM #1268011
I'd reverse-engineer every single Iphone, combine every one of their processors and create an enormous super computer more powerful than anything ever imagined.

And then I'd browse stickpage on it.
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Nov 12, 2014 8:27 AM #1268019
I'd become the greatest ISP on Earth. Rather than bleeding my customers out with monthly fees, they will pay a single price to get a simple router from me, which will be less than a hundred bucks. I can use the computers I have for bitcoin mining to cover startup costs and initial manufacturing, then repurpose them into an internet hub. With so much processing power, I will be able to provide high-speed internet to a staggering population.
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Nov 12, 2014 10:58 AM #1268054
Sell them
Get rich

i'll take a few phones and shit for myself because apple products are the best :^)
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Nov 12, 2014 11:51 AM #1268074
I would have to sell them. I considered destroying them because some people need protecting from their own decisions, but only 10,000 wouldn't be enough to make a difference. And I could sell them for half the price Apple charges and still get double what they're worth, making me a millionaire.
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Nov 12, 2014 12:21 PM #1268086
I would donate them to africa for the children to eat.
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Nov 12, 2014 12:40 PM #1268092
I would test my anger on them!grrrrrrrr.....And sell them,maybe......:o
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Nov 12, 2014 1:21 PM #1268095
Connect as many as I can together, then run them all so that one macbook is running faster than everything ever.
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Nov 12, 2014 1:30 PM #1268099
Would DDoS the shit out of caelo so she couldn't post anymore
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Nov 12, 2014 1:57 PM #1268112
i shall burn them
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Nov 12, 2014 2:58 PM #1268140
Sell all of them. Then buy all microsoft/window products.
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Nov 12, 2014 3:14 PM #1268146
I would stack them up and grieve the inability to play the video games I want with all of them.
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