Ear banging:A True Story.

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Jul 31, 2008 1:46 AM #202447

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EAR BANGING.

Episode 1:

Boyfriend: Hey you want to have ear sex babe?"

Girlfriend: "Oh my gosh, TOTALLY Craig!"

*Unzip sound effect*

GF: "Oh my god!"

BF: "Oh yes baby, lets do this."

BF: "Hey look there is something in your ear?"

GF: "Huh?"

*BANG!*

GF: "Aaaaaaaaaaaaaah."

BF: "**** YEAH"

*Penis broke and detached itself.*

GF: "Oh my god, you just left your dick in my ear!"

*Picture of a girl and a dick sticking out of her ear.*

What she will say to her parents when they found out that a dick is stuck in her ear?

Found out in the next Episode!

Episode 2:

GF: "Dad I swear, I don't know how this dick got in my ear!"

Dad *confused face*: "You're grounded my lady!"

GF: "God damn it, this dick is annoying me, I want to brush my hair! Look what you have done to my hair with your sperm Craig!"

Will her parents ever know she got pregnant from the ear ****?

Will the writer ever stop writing this stupid story?

Find out in the next Episode!

Episode 3:

Craig: "God damn it, do you think her friends will tease her that she has a dick in her hear?

I mean it's not very common but-."

Craig's friend: "LOLOLOLOLO." *farts*

Craig: "You son of a bitch!" *bitch slap*

The End

Pop Quiz: What happens when you stick a dick in a girls nose?

Answer: "Dunno, probably all the sperm will come squirting on the right side!" *stupid face*

CORRECT!

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Don't care lol.
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Face Plate: Just a funny story I came up with while having a drink, lol.

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Hehe, what did you expect? *STUPID FACE AGAIN*

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Hahaha, hilarious pictures. I'm laughing my ass off. Do more! *stupid face again*

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Grubber is right.

And I don't care about those pictures. Guys, your just making yourself look very very VERY stupid and immature. *ANOTHER STUPID ****ING FACE THAT COMPLETELY MADE HIS LAST STATEMENT FULLY NULL AND VOID*

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By looking at your posts, you're a triple fag. :Happy:

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No, you should inspect other posts too not just the ones that arguments. The ones posting images, give them a slap now!

I CAN'T EVEN ****ING FIGURE OUT WHAT YOU'RE SAYING HERE.

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AWESOME! I love it actually, because it covers my face but keeps the personality of The Joker. *YET ANOTHER ****ING FACE*

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Well done for showing off your stupidity level. -999999999999.

*ANOTHER MOTHER ****ING FACE AND IF I SEE IT AGAIN I'M GOING TO ****ING CHOKE MYSELF*

Your statement about me is false, it is and opinion and not fact, get over it.

I MADE OVER 70 FUCKING CORRECTIONS IN ALL OF YOUR POSTS IN THIS THREAD.

CALL ME STUPID oNE MORE FUCKING TIME.

And I even MISSED some of them.

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Jul 31, 2008 1:46 AM #202448

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James Moer.

SHUT THE **** UP.

Why should I?

I'm I making a fuss?! No they are!

Just look at them...

Also your just stirring up more arguments. I just posted a god damn thread of my short funny story and I get this?

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Jul 31, 2008 1:48 AM #202450

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Is that James Moer's usual expression.

If so, he must have autism.

Seriously.

James, is that your usual expression?

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Jul 31, 2008 1:49 AM #202453

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I MADE OVER 70 FUCKING CORRECTIONS IN ALL OF YOUR POSTS IN THIS THREAD.

CALL ME STUPID oNE MORE FUCKING TIME.

And I even MISSED some of them.

No you didn't, overreaction ,lol, calm down.

And some posts weren't even related to you. ¬.¬

That face is not stupid and is used commonly here so shut your yapping, your annoying.

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James, is that your usual expression?

No, I'm a funny guy in real life,man.

I also posted this short story so people would have a laugh, because there wasn't much humor going around this forum.

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Jul 31, 2008 1:50 AM #202456

Yeah dude. That wasn't funny.

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Jul 31, 2008 1:50 AM #202457

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Why should I?

I'm I making a fuss, no they are!

Just look at them...

Also your just stirring up more arguments. I just posted a god damn thread of my short funny story and I get this? You must all be 10.

Stories go in the literature section, it was not funny, it was immature, we are making a fuss over you being a complete and utter idiot, and you are reacting.

So hey, guess what?

Your sense of humour sucks dick, and nobody likes you, in real life or on the internet.

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Jul 31, 2008 1:50 AM #202458

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No you didn't, overreaction ,lol, calm down.

And some posts weren't even related to you. ¬.¬

eh, he did kinda overeact

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Jul 31, 2008 1:52 AM #202462

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Why should I?

Am I making a fuss? No, they are!

Just look at them.

Also you're just stirring up more arguments. I just posted a god damn thread of my short, completely stupid, story and I get this? You must all be 10.

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No you didn't, overreaction ,lol, calm down.

And some posts weren't even related to you. ¬.¬

I'M NOT EVEN TRYING TO CORRECT THAT.

YES, YES I ACTUALLY ****ING DID. YOU'RE A ****ING IDIOT AND YOU SHoULD BE BANNED ALREADY.

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Jul 31, 2008 1:52 AM #202463

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James, is that your usual expression?

Answer the god damn question.

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Jul 31, 2008 1:54 AM #202465

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Hey buddy, don't mess.

James Moer:

greatest troll that ever lived

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Jul 31, 2008 1:55 AM #202466

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Answer the god damn question.

No, I'm a funny guy in real life,man.

I also posted this short story so people would have a laugh, because there wasn't much humor going around this forum.

It was in the #34 post btw.

Guest: No, by my calculations it's you who should be probably be banned or should be getting an infraction(Reason:Swearing, attacking a forum member.) But I may get one too. Who knows?

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Jul 31, 2008 1:56 AM #202468

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No, I'm a funny guy in real life,man.

I also posted this short story so people would have a laugh, because there wasn't much humor going around this forum.

It was in the #34 post btw.

Guest, no by my calculations it's you who should be probably be banned or get an infraction. But I may get one too. Who knows?

yes but you are a terrible, terrible person who should be put to sleep

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Jul 31, 2008 1:57 AM #202471

So you say there wasn't much humor going around this forum?

And you try to save us with that bullshit?

And you even try to defend yourself?

When it's obviousely time to just give in?

If all of those points apply, I guess you need to shut the fuck up.

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Jul 31, 2008 1:58 AM #202474

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yes but you are a terrible, terrible person who should be put to sleep

To sleep?

I'm sure you mistaken that for "death"

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Jul 31, 2008 1:58 AM #202475

I second Nodbarnacle's notion.