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EAR BANGING.

Episode 1:

Boyfriend: Hey you want to have ear sex babe?"

Girlfriend: "Oh my gosh, TOTALLY Craig!"

*Unzip sound effect*

GF: "Oh my god!"

BF: "Oh yes baby, lets do this."

BF: "Hey look there is something in your ear?"

GF: "Huh?"

*BANG!*

GF: "Aaaaaaaaaaaaaah."

BF: "**** YEAH"

*Penis broke and detached itself.*

GF: "Oh my god, you just left your dick in my ear!"

*Picture of a girl and a dick sticking out of her ear.*

What she will say to her parents when they found out that a dick is stuck in her ear?

Found out in the next Episode!

Episode 2:

GF: "Dad I swear, I don't know how this dick got in my ear!"

Dad *confused face*: "You're grounded my lady!"

GF: "God damn it, this dick is annoying me, I want to brush my hair! Look what you have done to my hair with your sperm Craig!"

Will her parents ever know she got pregnant from the ear ****?

Will the writer ever stop writing this stupid story?

Find out in the next Episode!

Episode 3:

Craig: "God damn it, do you think her friends will tease her that she has a dick in her hear?

I mean it's not very common but-."


Craig's friend: "LOLOLOLOLO." *farts*

Craig: "You son of a bitch!" *bitch slap*

The End

Pop Quiz: What happens when you stick a dick in a girls nose?


















Answer: "Dunno, probably all the sperm will come squirting on the right side!" *stupid face*

CORRECT!

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Don't care lol.
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Face Plate: Just a funny story I came up with while having a drink, lol.

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Hehe, what did you expect? *STUPID FACE AGAIN*

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Hahaha, hilarious pictures. I'm laughing my ass off. Do more! *stupid face again*

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Grubber is right.

And I don't care about those pictures. Guys, your just making yourself look very very VERY stupid and immature. *ANOTHER STUPID ****ING FACE THAT COMPLETELY MADE HIS LAST STATEMENT FULLY NULL AND VOID*

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By looking at your posts, you're a triple fag. :Happy:

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No, you should inspect other posts too not just the ones that arguments. The ones posting images, give them a slap now!

I CAN'T EVEN ****ING FIGURE OUT WHAT YOU'RE SAYING HERE.

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AWESOME! I love it actually, because it covers my face but keeps the personality of The Joker. *YET ANOTHER ****ING FACE*

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Well done for showing off your stupidity level. -999999999999.

*ANOTHER MOTHER ****ING FACE AND IF I SEE IT AGAIN I'M GOING TO ****ING CHOKE MYSELF*

Your statement about me is false, it is and opinion and not fact, get over it.

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James Moer.


SHUT THE **** UP.

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Is that James Moer's usual expression.

If so, he must have autism.

Seriously.

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I MADE OVER 70 FUCKING CORRECTIONS IN ALL OF YOUR POSTS IN THIS THREAD.

CALL ME STUPID oNE MORE FUCKING TIME.

And I even MISSED some of them.

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James, is that your usual expression?

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Why should I?

I'm I making a fuss, no they are!

Just look at them...

Also your just stirring up more arguments. I just posted a god damn thread of my short funny story and I get this? You must all be 10.

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No you didn't, overreaction ,lol, calm down.

And some posts weren't even related to you. ¬.¬

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James, is that your usual expression?

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Hey buddy, don't mess.

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Answer the god damn question.

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No, I'm a funny guy in real life,man.

I also posted this short story so people would have a laugh, because there wasn't much humor going around this forum.

It was in the #34 post btw.

Guest, no by my calculations it's you who should be probably be banned or get an infraction. But I may get one too. Who knows?

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yes but you are a terrible, terrible person who should be put to sleep