Quote from KiritoAsh

Correct! So fast.

What is the longest word in the dictionary?

Smile. Why. Because it's a mile long.

Quote from KiritoAsh

Correct! So fast.

What is the longest word in the dictionary?

Pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis

Quote from Nish

How do you stop a baby from choking?

You burp it?


You are asleep with the windows closed, doors closed. Your mother knocks your door. What do you open first?

Your eyes

Quote from StickBoy111

You burp it?


You are asleep with the windows closed, doors closed. Your mother knocks your door. What do you open first?

Your eyes.

Your eyes.

So clearly, no one wants to solve riddles before moving on, they just want to start their own riddles, or give their own answers to riddles and then move on to their own riddles.


Also yeah, your eyes.

Quote from KiritoAsh

Lol. Sorry, Nish. I thought your riddle was already solved :P

Why would you assume that? I never said ANY of the answers were even remotely correct.

The correct answer is "You stop a baby from choking by taking your dick out of its mouth".

No go on with your riddles.

But I don't have a dick. That's why I gave it CPR.

A murder has happened in front of a circular house at 6:00am. The police went to investigate the family in the house. The mother said "I was cooking dinner!" The father said "I was reading a book" the daughter said "I was in the corner playing with my 3Ds." The son said "I was watching tv" the police arrest the mother and daughter. Why

Quote from Charry

But I don't have a dick. That's why I gave it CPR.

But you were wrong, like all women when it comes to all matters not involving the kitchen.

Quote from XxScatterxX

A murder has happened in front of a circular house at 6:00am. The police went to investigate the family in the house. The mother said "I was cooking dinner!" The father said "I was reading a book" the daughter said "I was in the corner playing with my 3Ds." The son said "I was watching tv" the police arrest the mother and daughter. Why

Because no one makes dinner at 6:00 am and there is no such thing as corners in a circular house.

The mother was cooking dinner at 6am, and there are no corners in the room.

Mother's a cannibal, also, kitchen has a variety of improvised weapons. Daughter's probably in the corner of the kitchen. Damn, guys you're quick!

I'm starting to think some of us are just pulling these off the internet.

6 AM. Cooking dinner. Solved!

Quote from GuardianTempest

I'm starting to think some of us are just pulling these off the internet.

Well, I found that giraffe in the fridge thing in the internet.