Quote from KiritoAshCorrect! So fast.
What is the longest word in the dictionary?
Smile. Why. Because it's a mile long.
Riddles.
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Aug 12, 2015 11:28 AM #1394763
Smile. Why. Because it's a mile long.
Aug 12, 2015 11:29 AM #1394764
PneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosisQuote from KiritoAshCorrect! So fast.
What is the longest word in the dictionary?
Aug 12, 2015 11:29 AM #1394765
Quote from NishHow do you stop a baby from choking?
You burp it?
You are asleep with the windows closed, doors closed. Your mother knocks your door. What do you open first?
Aug 12, 2015 11:30 AM #1394766
Your eyes
Aug 12, 2015 11:30 AM #1394767
Quote from StickBoy111You burp it?
You are asleep with the windows closed, doors closed. Your mother knocks your door. What do you open first?
Your eyes.
Aug 12, 2015 11:30 AM #1394768
Your eyes.
Aug 12, 2015 11:31 AM #1394769
So clearly, no one wants to solve riddles before moving on, they just want to start their own riddles, or give their own answers to riddles and then move on to their own riddles.
Also yeah, your eyes.
Also yeah, your eyes.
Aug 12, 2015 11:32 AM #1394770
Quote from NishSo clearly, no one wants to solve riddles before moving on, they just want to start their own riddles, or give their own answers to riddles and then move on to their own riddles.
Also yeah, your eyes.
Lol. Sorry, Nish. I thought your riddle was already solved :P
Aug 12, 2015 11:33 AM #1394771
Quote from KiritoAshLol. Sorry, Nish. I thought your riddle was already solved :P
Why would you assume that? I never said ANY of the answers were even remotely correct.
The correct answer is "You stop a baby from choking by taking your dick out of its mouth".
No go on with your riddles.
Aug 12, 2015 11:34 AM #1394773
But I don't have a dick. That's why I gave it CPR.
Aug 12, 2015 11:34 AM #1394774
A murder has happened in front of a circular house at 6:00am. The police went to investigate the family in the house. The mother said "I was cooking dinner!" The father said "I was reading a book" the daughter said "I was in the corner playing with my 3Ds." The son said "I was watching tv" the police arrest the mother and daughter. Why
Aug 12, 2015 11:37 AM #1394775
Quote from CharryBut I don't have a dick. That's why I gave it CPR.
But you were wrong, like all women when it comes to all matters not involving the kitchen.
Quote from XxScatterxXA murder has happened in front of a circular house at 6:00am. The police went to investigate the family in the house. The mother said "I was cooking dinner!" The father said "I was reading a book" the daughter said "I was in the corner playing with my 3Ds." The son said "I was watching tv" the police arrest the mother and daughter. Why
Because no one makes dinner at 6:00 am and there is no such thing as corners in a circular house.
Aug 12, 2015 11:37 AM #1394776
The mother was cooking dinner at 6am, and there are no corners in the room.
Aug 12, 2015 11:37 AM #1394777
Mother's a cannibal, also, kitchen has a variety of improvised weapons. Daughter's probably in the corner of the kitchen. Damn, guys you're quick!
I'm starting to think some of us are just pulling these off the internet.
I'm starting to think some of us are just pulling these off the internet.
Aug 12, 2015 11:38 AM #1394778
6 AM. Cooking dinner. Solved!
Well, I found that giraffe in the fridge thing in the internet.
Quote from GuardianTempest
I'm starting to think some of us are just pulling these off the internet.
Well, I found that giraffe in the fridge thing in the internet.