And so after Azure's class
Will come the update
Our wizard will get some ass
Or be left alone, to masturbate!

Sorry for lack of update, my school's internet is being a bitch and I can't get anything to work to put up pictures. :(

After a long hiatus, your god decides to give you gifts to help you on your quest!



His messenger, a mechanical owl, brings you two things. One is a quest, the other a gift. For now, you look at the gift.



It's a spellbook! For a pretty cool spell, too, which you can use even with your shit magic skill. You should read it and learn the spell at some point.

You make your way to the client for the needing some ass quest.



Well... you can see why he would want somebody into fat guys.

>Read the book I just received. :D

>Attempt to threaten HewHewHew for not giving us a book of corny pick up lines

> Realize the book is written with the letters backwards and is a Caesar cipher

Any more suggestions? I'll be updating tomorrow.

Quote from Azure

Any more suggestions? I'll be updating tomorrow.

> Assume the fat man wants to fk you.

> Attempt to Threaten Azure for lying to us.

>check to see if swag is still turned on.

Sorry that life got in the way, ya lazy bastards who rarely want to make suggestions! I promise on my honor as a mod I'll update Thursday since I don't have class and will likely get off work early. Prepare for it, because I'm gonna bitch slap the insanity back in this shiznit.

And it better be a hard slap, too.

What if I'm more about boobs? ;)
Am I wrong here?

Quote from Venku

> Realize the book is written with the letters backwards and is a Caesar cipher

No, actually it's written in magic.

Quote from ScatterFace

>Attempt to threaten HewHewHew for not giving us a book of corny pick up lines

Quote from GMR

>Read the book I just received. :D

Reading the magical writing, the spell is embedded in you, along with a sure of magical power! MAGICAL SKILL +10
The overload of energy causes you to cast the spell immediately!


Your guardian spirit nods to you. "What's up, Dumb-Dumb?"

Quote from ScatterFace

> Attempt to Threaten Azure for lying to us.

Quote from GMR

>Slap Azure for not updating.

You grew a bigger pair. Said pair is also very likely to be smashed the next time you try some shit like that. +15 CHARISMA +15 SEXUAL SKILL

Quote from Xyskal

>check to see if swag is still turned on.

The swag don't turn down, motherfucker. Once it's up, it stays up.
[Doctor's Note: You don't need to see a doctor for prolonged swag.]

I like what's happening right now. Just wanna get that out there.


>Ask Guardian spirit, "What the hell do you do?"