Zap! You are now immortal. What do?

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Nov 28, 2015 3:48 PM #1419074
I'd probably be in a corner mumbling like a vegetable until the universe ends

Having a perfect memory means that I cannot forget any detail I meet, which means I cannot generalize about nor abstract from anything that I know. And if I cannot do that, I might as well consider myself incapable of proper thinking :T
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Nov 28, 2015 4:05 PM #1419075
First I would research a way to remove my immortality, and then, that failing, I would research a way to give myself superhuman powers and basically become a living RHG.
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Nov 28, 2015 5:47 PM #1419101
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jump into a volcanic eruption in Hawaii

Oh dear...
You'd sink into the lava and burn alive for a couple hundred years until the rock solidified around you (still alive). You'd also stay sane for the whole process. If this scenario ever happens and you become immortal............ DONT DO IT, FRIEND
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I'd probably be in a corner mumbling like a vegetable until the universe ends

Having a perfect memory means that I cannot forget any detail I meet, which means I cannot generalize about nor abstract from anything that I know. And if I cannot do that, I might as well consider myself incapable of proper thinking :T

The first post says you're immune to going crazy. Instead, you'd probably just become hyperintelligent :o
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Nov 28, 2015 5:48 PM #1419103
kill myself probably.

As I'm immortal, I have plenty of time to find a way
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Nov 28, 2015 6:27 PM #1419118
Train my body and learn all martial arts.
Edit: until I become saitama. enough?
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Nov 28, 2015 6:34 PM #1419121
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Train my body and learn all martial arts.


I dont think you need to be immortal to do that
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Nov 28, 2015 7:47 PM #1419145
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Well, Imitation is the highest form of flattery. You should be proud.
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Nov 28, 2015 9:38 PM #1419191
Simple: finish my Steam library. Then others' as a professional gamer-for-hire.
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Nov 28, 2015 10:31 PM #1419213
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The first post says you're immune to going crazy. Instead, you'd probably just become hyperintelligent :o


I guess I'll have to resort into collecting every single 1 cent coin in the world
So that Scrooge McDuck can watch me swimming in them with envy
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Nov 29, 2015 1:47 AM #1419237
On a side note, being a historian seems alright too, since you have perfect memory and undying.
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Nov 29, 2015 1:48 AM #1419238
Well the first thing I'd do it a bunch of shit that would normally kill me. Y' know, chute-less skydiving, lion wrestling, driving cars off of cliffs. Once I got bored of that I guess I'd use my immorality to make a ton of cash. There's probably a lot of ways to do that.
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Nov 29, 2015 12:45 PM #1419326
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Oh dear...
You'd sink into the lava and burn alive for a couple hundred years until the rock solidified around you (still alive).


Better save it for the 'Sun gobbles Earth up' day then. Will be freed in hours anyway.
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Nov 30, 2015 3:57 AM #1419423
Watch the world burn...no no, that won't do...I'm basically doing that I already and I don't need immortality for that...

Make the world burn faster!
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Nov 30, 2015 6:32 AM #1419461
Having a perfect memory can also be bad. Like what if you had a bad experience and you want to forget it ASAP?
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Nov 30, 2015 8:51 AM #1419470
Well people succeed to not remember bad traumatic things. So I guess you can try doing that too? Why, do you want to get raped or some shit?

I would animate sticks forever.