The power to throw people's future children at them.

The power to become a boss from the game: Dark Soul's 3 (or Dark Soul's 2 if you want)

I wish to be a tactical genius, just as planned.

The power to become a duck.

I want to regenerate from any wound. And also control the weather.

I want the power to be omnipotent and omniscient.


:)

The power of narcissism. You can't die from perfection ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Literally the power to throw myself at someone with the lethality of a boomerang. And if they dodge, I can just come back.

-insert evil laugh-

W-Well.... I can stay alive by holding my breath in 10 seconds, so cool right?

I am hot and cold, wet and dry, dark and light, present and absent, infinitely large and infinitely small, everywhere and nowhere.

Defeat me.

Quote from Zman

I am hot and cold, wet and dry, dark and light, present and absent, infinitely large and infinitely small, everywhere and nowhere.

Defeat me.

You overheated then froze, drowned and dehydrated, tripped on a coffee table you couldn't see and then were blinded by the sun. Following that you floated into the sun's orbit, and after 3 hours of being cooked to a crisp you plummeted down back to earth in seconds to your death.

Quote from Charry

You overheated then froze, drowned and dehydrated, tripped on a coffee table you couldn't see and then were blinded by the sun. Following that you floated into the sun's orbit, and after 3 hours of being cooked to a crisp you plummeted down back to earth in seconds to your death.

I have so many arguments but that was so hilarious I won't

Quote from Charry

You overheated then froze, drowned and dehydrated, tripped on a coffee table you couldn't see and then were blinded by the sun. Following that you floated into the sun's orbit, and after 3 hours of being cooked to a crisp you plummeted down back to earth in seconds to your death.

Somehow I think Hewitt would have written something along those lines, though perhaps in twice as many words and with just a bit more finesse.