I don't get it.
Must be something american.

What do you call a black pedophile?
Nigga

hOW DO YOU GET PIKACHU ONTO BUS

PUT HIM THERE

How to make a tutorial

By knowing how to do it.

How do you get a mime to stop talking?

Throw another brick at his face.

How do you get Michael Jackson to stop molesting children?
You hire a lawyer and send him to court and have him found guilty

What do you call seven Jews eating at a picnic?
A happy Jewish family who is obviously enjoying a warm summer's day

Why is the sun so bright?
Because it wants you to stare at it like deer stare at headlights of a truck

Why is MySpace so gay?
Because Tom started it

"Your Mom" anti-jokes:

Your mom is so ugly, she should probably go to therapy because her self-esteem is probably really low

Your mom is so fat, she should talk to a doctor about weight-loss supplements and become healthy again

Your mom is so old, she is probably going to die soon. Like tomorrow. By ninja assassination. Leave the house and you'll die too...

Your mom is so dirty, she should probably take a shower. She smells. Really badly. It's unbearable. Does she leave the house like that? ****ing slut...

Your mom is so nice, she'll probably win an award for "Nicest Mom in the World". And then she'll be shot in the head...

Your mom is such a slut, she got an STD from your neighbor's dog. She's going to die of AIDS. You can't do anything about it. You should probably kill yourself to ease the pain...

Your mom's taste in music is so old and sucks so much, old people don't even like it. And that's sad, because old people like old, sucky music. She should probably drench herself in gasoline and burn herself alive...

Quote from c-rock

"Your Mom" anti-jokes:

Your mom is so ugly, she should probably go to therapy because her self-esteem is probably really low

Your mom is so fat, she should talk to a doctor about weight-loss supplements and become healthy again

Your mom is so old, she is probably going to die soon. Like tomorrow. By ninja assassination. Leave the house and you'll die too...

Your mom is so dirty, she should probably take a shower. She smells. Really badly. It's unbearable. Does she leave the house like that? ****ing slut...

Your mom is so nice, she'll probably win an award for "Nicest Mom in the World". And then she'll be shot in the head...

Your mom is such a slut, she got an STD from your neighbor's dog. She's going to die of AIDS. You can't do anything about it. You should probably kill yourself to ease the pain...

Your mom's taste in music is so old and sucks so much, old people don't even like it. And that's sad, because old people like old, sucky music. She should probably drench herself in gasoline and burn herself alive...

that wasnt good at all. what are you 12?

Quote from Mr potato head

that wasnt good at all. what are you 12?

Seventeen actually. Not so good at making anti-jokes up. I'm not an anti-comedian, I'm a guitar player!

Quote from c-rock

"Your Mom" anti-jokes:

Your mom is so ugly, she should probably go to therapy because her self-esteem is probably really low

Your mom is so fat, she should talk to a doctor about weight-loss supplements and become healthy again

Your mom is so old, she is probably going to die soon. Like tomorrow. By ninja assassination. Leave the house and you'll die too...

Your mom is so dirty, she should probably take a shower. She smells. Really badly. It's unbearable. Does she leave the house like that? ****ing slut...

Your mom is so nice, she'll probably win an award for "Nicest Mom in the World". And then she'll be shot in the head...

Your mom is such a slut, she got an STD from your neighbor's dog. She's going to die of AIDS. You can't do anything about it. You should probably kill yourself to ease the pain...

Your mom's taste in music is so old and sucks so much, old people don't even like it. And that's sad, because old people like old, sucky music. She should probably drench herself in gasoline and burn herself alive...

Dude hes 12, i know it. these are the worst anti jokes ive seen ever

What do you call the above poster?
A noob

How many times could a wood chuck chuck wood?
(X10)4-9 Where X is the wood Chucks age.

Quote from jeffstickicidescreator

ha you will not murder me. i got one. what do you call michal jackson? A he she wannabe

That's the worst joke put on this thread...

Quote from jeffstickicidescreator

Dude hes 12, i know it. these are the worst anti jokes ive seen ever

I happen to know him. He is my age, and did this while I was not there to punch him in the face. He is my age. -.- . New members act like this often. By the way, you, with what you've done on this forum, and even in this thread, can laugh at no one for making bad jokes, or being immature, mr/ms. Jedd STICKICIDE creator. Your jokes not only didn't follow the rules, but were just awful compared to anything, including c-rock's.

Leave this thread and stop cheaply, transparently, and unsuccessfully trying at popularity.

What's more horrible than ten dead babies nailed to one tree?

Nothing. That's ****ing gruesome.

What do you call a pilot who lives in Baghdad?
A pilot

what do headphones do to your head?
They hurt if too loud.

Quote from jeffstickicidescreator

Dude hes 12, i know it. these are the worst anti jokes ive seen ever

This coming from you?