Two crows are flying , one to left, the other is gray, how old is the middle crow?
I think that is called a riddle, not an anti-joke.
Knock Knock
Who's there?
It's steve
Steve who?
Steve from next door.
Oh hey hows it going steve?
It's going good, hows the old ball and chain?
Haha, good good. We're going to europe this summer.
Oh really? Martha and I went 3 years ago. Absolutely amazing.
Nice nice.
Yeah...
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So I cam over here to ask you, do you have any sugar we could borrow?
Sugar?
Yeah Martha ran out and we just need a little bit, you know for dinner.
Oh alright, lemme go check. Come in, come in.
Oh you sure? I could just stay here at the door.
No no its alright, just make yourself at home.
Thanks, just sit anywhere?
Yeah anywhere really. Want something to drink?
Um. Some water would be nice.
Alright then.
Thanks.
Here you go steve.
Thanks.
Now I'll go get your sugar.
Yeah, hey is this dasani? This water taste pretty darn good.
No its just tap.
Really?
Yeah but we use this pure water filter thing...
Oh right right, marthas been wanting to try that out.
Oh yeah yeah its great. Makes the water taste wonderful.
And plus it filters out the...bad stuff.
Well thats what they say, personally I think its a load, but eh.
Right right
Heh yeah as long as she rules the kitchen, we're keeping it.
Haha ain't that the truth.
Oh the sugar, right. Be back
Ok
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[SIZE="2"]honey? wheres the sugar?[/SIZE]
[SIZE="1"]what?[/SIZE]
[SIZE="2"]the sugar[/SIZE]
[SIZE="1"]what about it?[/SIZE]
[SIZE="2"]where is it?[/SIZE]
[SIZE="1"]it should be on the counter[/SIZE]
[SIZE="2"]I don't see it[/SIZE]
[SIZE="1"]its right there[/SIZE]
[SIZE="2"]where?[/SIZE]
[SIZE="1"]on the counter[/SIZE]
oh ok I see it
[SIZE="1"]why do you want it?[/SIZE]
what?
[SIZE="1"]I said, why do you want it?[/SIZE]
oh, its for steve
[SIZE="1"]who?[/SIZE]
steve, from next door.
[SIZE="1"]Oh alright. Is he here?[/SIZE]
yeah, he's in the living room.
[SIZE="1"]really?[/SIZE]
go look if you don't believe me.
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Oh hello steve.
Hi there, Jan. How are you?
Good good, and you?
Can't complain
haha well thats great.
Ha, yeah.
Well, I got to go put the laundry in the dryer.
oh, alright.
Nice seeing you again.
Same here.
Say hello to Martha and the kids to me.
Will do will do.
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Alright, here's you sugar steve.
Oh hey thanks.
Its no problem.
Alright well I better go, marthas probably waiting.
Oh right right.
Thanks again.
Nah, don't worry about it. I'll charge you for it later. hahaha
hahaha good one. Oh hey so I'll see you 2 at the cookout friday right?
Oh for sure. Pam can't wait, we'll be there.
Wonderful.
Yeah...
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Well see you later, and thanks again for the sugar.
Hey, anytime. See you friday.
Yeah friday. Bye bye now.
Ha bye bye.
