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Sep 27, 2008 4:55 AM #262740
In my opinion, still not that good of grounds for confrontation.
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Sep 27, 2008 4:50 PM #263027
A man sees another man walk into a bar.
4 minutes later the other man walks into the same bar.
You think the second one would know better after seeing the first man bump into it.
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Sep 27, 2008 5:09 PM #263041
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um... i dont know about that one. i dont see it as any sort of "joke".


****ing duh.


What do you call a fag in England?
A cigarrette.
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Sep 27, 2008 6:54 PM #263080
Three girls walk into a bar. One is red-headed, one is a brunette, and one is blond. They start to drink, and eventually get very drunk. The blond says to the brunette, "Can you take me home? I'm too drunk to drive." The brunette says to the red-head, "Can you take us home, we're too drunk to drive." The red-head asks the bartender, "Can you take us home? We're too drunk to drive." The bartender calls them a taxi and sends them home.
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Sep 27, 2008 8:00 PM #263114
Quote from Gyohdon
****ing duh.


What do you call a fag in England?
A cigarrette.

Actually, I call them queers, or Applesauzes
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Sep 27, 2008 8:36 PM #263122
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Actually, I call them queers, or Applesauzes


Actually, in England, cigarrettes ARE called fags.
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Sep 27, 2008 8:41 PM #263125
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Actually, in England, cigarrettes ARE called fags.


No shit, he's English.
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Sep 27, 2008 8:45 PM #263126
Oh
Lol.


Anti-joke!

Who is better, Man or Woman?
































That's a rethorical question, my son.
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Sep 27, 2008 9:02 PM #263136
Two crows are flying , one to left, the other is gray, how old is the middle crow?
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Sep 27, 2008 9:18 PM #263141
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Sep 29, 2008 7:36 AM #264142
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Two crows are flying , one to left, the other is gray, how old is the middle crow?

I think that is called a riddle, not an anti-joke.

Knock Knock
Who's there?
It's steve
Steve who?
Steve from next door.
Oh hey hows it going steve?
It's going good, hows the old ball and chain?
Haha, good good. We're going to europe this summer.
Oh really? Martha and I went 3 years ago. Absolutely amazing.
Nice nice.
Yeah...
...
So I cam over here to ask you, do you have any sugar we could borrow?
Sugar?
Yeah Martha ran out and we just need a little bit, you know for dinner.
Oh alright, lemme go check. Come in, come in.
Oh you sure? I could just stay here at the door.
No no its alright, just make yourself at home.
Thanks, just sit anywhere?
Yeah anywhere really. Want something to drink?
Um. Some water would be nice.
Alright then.
Thanks.
Here you go steve.
Thanks.
Now I'll go get your sugar.
Yeah, hey is this dasani? This water taste pretty darn good.
No its just tap.
Really?
Yeah but we use this pure water filter thing...
Oh right right, marthas been wanting to try that out.
Oh yeah yeah its great. Makes the water taste wonderful.
And plus it filters out the...bad stuff.
Well thats what they say, personally I think its a load, but eh.
Right right
Heh yeah as long as she rules the kitchen, we're keeping it.
Haha ain't that the truth.
Oh the sugar, right. Be back
Ok
...
...
[SIZE="2"]honey? wheres the sugar?[/SIZE]
[SIZE="1"]what?[/SIZE]
[SIZE="2"]the sugar[/SIZE]
[SIZE="1"]what about it?[/SIZE]
[SIZE="2"]where is it?[/SIZE]
[SIZE="1"]it should be on the counter[/SIZE]
[SIZE="2"]I don't see it[/SIZE]
[SIZE="1"]its right there[/SIZE]
[SIZE="2"]where?[/SIZE]
[SIZE="1"]on the counter[/SIZE]
oh ok I see it
[SIZE="1"]why do you want it?[/SIZE]
what?
[SIZE="1"]I said, why do you want it?[/SIZE]
oh, its for steve
[SIZE="1"]who?[/SIZE]
steve, from next door.
[SIZE="1"]Oh alright. Is he here?[/SIZE]
yeah, he's in the living room.
[SIZE="1"]really?[/SIZE]
go look if you don't believe me.
...
Oh hello steve.
Hi there, Jan. How are you?
Good good, and you?
Can't complain
haha well thats great.
Ha, yeah.
Well, I got to go put the laundry in the dryer.
oh, alright.
Nice seeing you again.
Same here.
Say hello to Martha and the kids to me.
Will do will do.
...
...
Alright, here's you sugar steve.
Oh hey thanks.
Its no problem.
Alright well I better go, marthas probably waiting.
Oh right right.
Thanks again.
Nah, don't worry about it. I'll charge you for it later. hahaha
hahaha good one. Oh hey so I'll see you 2 at the cookout friday right?
Oh for sure. Pam can't wait, we'll be there.
Wonderful.
Yeah...
...
...
Well see you later, and thanks again for the sugar.
Hey, anytime. See you friday.
Yeah friday. Bye bye now.
Ha bye bye.
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Sep 29, 2008 7:04 PM #264297
Quote from Chinaman
*awesome story*


Rofl. That made so much nosense i lol'd for like 2 minutes.
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Sep 29, 2008 9:53 PM #264357
knock knock
who's there?
Me.
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Sep 29, 2008 11:53 PM #264435
Chinaman > Aids > Children > Crying Children > Children throwing a temper tantrum > Children with aids > Children with aids crying > Children with aids throwing a temper tantrum > Atheists who think they're above religion > Religion > Stickfigures on crack > 10,000 BC > Those cults in the 60's > Carrot Top > Shit+Dirt+more reaking shit > Fusion

Perspective added.

Chinaman's was awesome, but didn't really make me laugh.

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Sep 30, 2008 3:36 AM #264557
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Rofl. That made so much nosense i lol'd for like 2 minutes.

Thats basically real life, ****load of nonsense.
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Chinaman > Aids > Children > Crying Children > Children throwing a temper tantrum > Children with aids > Children with aids crying > Children with aids throwing a temper tantrum > Atheists who think they're above religion > Religion > Stickfigures on crack > 10,000 BC > Those cults in the 60's > Carrot Top > Shit+Dirt+more reaking shit > Fusion

Perspective added.

Chinaman's was awesome, but didn't really make me laugh.

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Aw damn and here I thought I was being slightly original, damn you explosm.
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