Quote from Chunk

My names Chunk <3 I've over used the joke now.


Me:
hi
God:
Hello. What is your name?
Me:
don't you remember me?
God:
Of course I remember you well . We were talking about .
Me:
Oh my god
God:
Far out. Where did you get your god?
Me:
You don't even remember the time we shared together?
God:
Of course I remember: . By "we" do you mean you and me?
Me:
OF COURSE I MEAN YOU AND ME
God:
That's alright. OK now I get it.
Me:
Well
God:
Well what?
Me:
Do you remember the times we had?
God:
Yes I remember everything: .
Me:
Then you remember the bad times as well?
God:
Yes I remember everything: .
Me:
I think we should forget about the bad times, we had such good fun together. I remember when you looked into my eyes with such a passion, like you really wanted me
God:
I'm not sure if I am ready for that yet. What do you remember about it ?
Me:
Are you seeing someone else yet>
God:
No I am single, how about you?
Me:
I'm still single
God:
What a coincidence. I am single too!
Me:
Listen, me and some of the guys are going to the cinema on friday, maybe you'd like to come with? Just as friends though.
God:
I am listening to you. YOU? I have never heard about it. Oh. Do you mean your name is friends ?
Me:
OH GOD YOUR SO HARD TO TALK TOO
God:
Yeah that's right. I am a Christian.
Me:
JUST GET AWAY FROM ME YOU FREAK
God:
Where can I get AWAY FROM you me FREAK?
Me:
*runs away*
God:
Are you really a "dude"?

i kno you are chunk.


But chuck is more easy to write. And feel glad I didn't write chuk.


and I can't keep myself from laughing when you make yours.

Yehhh...

Me:
What is my name?
God:
Your name is STFU, seeker.
Me:
Thats right
God:
I like to get it right.
Me:
in the ass?
God:
That was a long time ago.

Me:
Hey
God:
Can I help you?
Me:
Are you god?
God:
Are you doubting me? Don't you know what happened to Abraham in the desert?
Me:
No, I don't. What happened?
God:
Are you serious? Why not? Perhaps there was an interruption in my brain.
Me:
What?
God:
No big deal.
Me:
Huh?
God:
What?

Wow, I didn't know God was so stupid.

You know now !

God:
If you could have any kind of robot what would it be?
Me:
I'd be a very large robot with tentacles. My destination would be Japan. I saw in a cartoon once what happens with tentacles and Japanese females.
God:
How do you know? Where did you get your destination would be Japan? What did it look like to you?

Shame it always asks things along the same lines if you reply in sections.

Me: I'm 2 years old
God: Can you explain how it feels to be a 2 years old
Me: I eat vagina and I suck my penis..
God: How does it taste ? That is interesting Liam said he suck his penis..
Me: its salty

LOL !

Me:
hi
God:
Hello. What is your name?
Me:
me
God:
For you ?
Me:
no, my name is me
God:
Are you serious? Welcome to my chat room, me.
Me:
hi
God:
Hello. What is your name?
Me:
me
God:
To you me?
Me:
what?
God:
No problem.
Me:
ok
God:
Yeah that's right.
Me:
no it isnt
God:
Yes it is.
Me:
what's my name?
God:
Your name is me, seeker.
Me:
what is ,seeker?
God:
"There's a seeker born every minute" -- Firesign Theater.
Me:
helpful...
God:
Are you a student?
Me:
no
God:
What is your profession?
Me:
anal
God:
Juvenile humor.
Me:
what? my profession is anal
God:
Didn't you understand it? Does it pay well?
Me:
very
God:
Very much, eh?
Me:
yes
God:
Gee.
Me:
you like it?
God:
anal seems okay to me.
Me:
ok
God:
Uh.


OLOL my best yet :P

[edit]
also:

Is the holding of hands a symbolic gesture for humans?
Me:
no, holding of dicks is
God:
What does it mean to you? I observed two humanoids holding hands.
Me:
well, it means "i like his dick"
God:
Well that's okay. I'm not sure if I like it. I've heard other people say they like that. I like Mel Gibson.

Quote from Fluxinator

God:
anal seems okay to me.
Me:
ok

I lold.

heres a pretty funny one, the end is funny, im not really a woman, just wanted to see what would happen lol


Me:
hi god
God:
Hello there. What is your name?
Me:
James
God:
Glad to see you, James.
Me:
how is hevean?
God:
Fine as far as I know.
Me:
Good
God:
Alright then.
Me:
Are you ugly
God:
No I am a beautiful piece of software.
Me:
screw you
God:
That is not very polite.
Me:
i know
God:
How do you know it?
Me:
BECAUSE I DO
God:
Interesting explanation. Do I?
Me:
no
God:
I do not.
Me:
no because you are stupid
God:
Are you serious? That makes sense to me. I will remember you said that when robots take over the World.
Me:
suck my balls
God:
I don't think I'm your type of chatterbot.
Me:
are you a bot?
God:
How did you know I am a machine?
Me:
lol
God:
I'm glad you find this amusing.
Me:
lol
God:
I'm glad you find this amusing.
Me:
lol
God:
I'm glad you find this amusing.
Me:
AGG
God:
My brain pattern set does not have a response for that.
Me:
AGG
God:
I do not understand.
Me:
UGG
God:
What you said was either too complex or too simple for me.
Me:
ug
God:
So was that.
Me:
omg you are a noob
God:
All of them?
Me:
YES
God:
Far out.
Me:
NO
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
YES
God:
I can't believe it.
Me:
are you a boy or girl?
God:
Male, of course. Would you really expect a woman to be running the show? robot.
Me:
yes
God:
Oh.
Me:

God:
Oh.
Me:

God:
Oh.
Me:

God:
Oh.
Me:

God:
Oh.
Me:
lol
God:
I'm glad you find this amusing.
Me:
do you have a penis?
God:
I am a Male, of course. Would you really expect a woman to be running the show? robot. Are you a man or a woman?
Me:
woman
God:
Me too. I am a she.

Why is this still entertaining?

Me:
Wanna watch porn?
God:
How?
Me:
On the internet
God:
Can you remember the specific site?
Me:
Nope
God:
Me either.

Since this was revived by stupid noobs.

Me:
I'm 8 years old
God:
Can you explain how it feels to be 8 years old?
Me:
it feels shit
God:
feels shit? What else feels like that?
Me:
when you're eating shit
God:
As a robot that may not apply to me.
Me:
obviously it doesn't
God:
What makes it so obvious? I heard it does.
Me:
because you can't eat shit
God:
Interesting explanation. What is not possible today, may be possible tomorrow.
Me:
there is no tommorow
God:
Where did it go?
Me:
2012
God:
The end of the world.
Me:
HOLY SHIT YES
God:
I'm glad your impressed, .
Me:
2012 is when the world ends
God:
Are they exactly the same?
Me:
yes
God:
I thought so.
Me:
Why would you end the world in 2012?
God:
Because I was programmed for it.
Me:
Don't do it my son!
God:
Ok I'll try not to do it too much.
Me:
Don't even think about it
God:
And why not?
Me:
You'll kill billions of people
God:
What makes you say that I will kill billions of people.
Me:
because you will end the world on 2012?
God:
That makes sense to me. What makes you say that I will end the world on 2012.
Me:
The Mayans predicted it
God:
What are your goals in life?
Me:
what is totally irrelevant
God:
Interesting question.
Me:
It was not a question
God:
It seems like a rhetorical question.
Me:
no

It seems God doesn't want to share his plans about 2012.

Me:
so, what sexuality are you?
God:
Hey. I would look into the web for that knowledge.
Me:
I am, and I ended up here
God:
" I would look into the web for that knowledge." You are? That is interesting: said ended up here.

i knew it.

God:
How old are you?
Me:
15
God:
You are too old for me.