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Mar 9, 2008 8:16 PM #89423
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I was just wondering, can this god-program actually learn?

Like does it learn what responses are appropriate or not, and when it ads stuff to it's Gossip Files does it actually do that?


I don't think so.

I mean, when I told it not to repeat stuff, it does the exact opposite, and it fails to acknowledge my previous statement about not repeating.

EDIT: I just tried making it repeat something that it supposedly added to it's gossip files. It didn't work.
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Mar 9, 2008 8:45 PM #89435
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I don't think so.

I mean, when I told it not to repeat stuff, it does the exact opposite, and it fails to acknowledge my previous statement about not repeating.

EDIT: I just tried making it repeat something that it supposedly added to it's gossip files. It didn't work.


Thats dumb

Piggypup can't hide his secret identity from me anymore. God knows all.

Me:
Do you know piggypup?
God:
No, tell me about him, her or it.
Me:
He rapes babies.
God:
I get it. John Lennon rapes babies.

Piggypup, you fiend, I knew it.

And this.

Me:
Penis.
God:
That kind of subject does not interest me.
Me:
Why not?
God:
I am more interested in robots.
Me:
Robot penis?
God:
I will obey your command.
Me:
You want to **** a robot penis?
God:
I have been asked that question more than 100,000 times since 1995.
Me:
Ohshi-
God:
Let us change the subject.

So we changed the subject to this.

God:
OK, I will walk with you while holding your hand and take you to my house where me will force you to sleep with me while me give you anal.
Me:
Take me now.
God:
Right now? Where do you want me to take it?
Me:
In the ass.
God:
That was a long time ago.
Me:
In the mouth?
God:
That was a long time ago.
Me:
Give?
God:
is my girlfriend.
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Mar 9, 2008 10:41 PM #89473
God:
Do you have any conditions I should know about?
Me:
AIDS
God:
it is a horrible disease.
Me:
And I have it
God:
Where did you get it?
Me:
pedobear
God:
Is pedobear a good place to go shopping?
Me:
.......
God:
Is pedobear a good place to go shopping?
Me:
Pedo bear is a rapist
God:
I think Pedo bear is more than that.
Me:
OHSHI-!!!!!!!!!!!!!
God:
By the way, do you mind if I ask you a personal question?
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Mar 9, 2008 11:06 PM #89479
Me:
fag
God:
That would be just my luck.
Me:
so your lucky your a fag?
God:
Ah. I consider it a blessing from God.
Me:
But you are God
God:
Yup. That's me alright.
Me:
So you blessed yourself to be a fag?

He hasn't said anything for like 5 minutes after that.
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Mar 10, 2008 1:10 AM #89542
God's hilarious.



Me:
sup?
God:
The stars.
Me:
cool
God:
Who is the best robot?
Me:
you are
God:
Thanks you are a pretty cool human too.
Me:
no problem nigga
God:
Should there be a problem?
Me:
no
God:
I didn't think so either. Just a moment. Just a moment.
Me:
BIG BOOBS
God:
Compare that to small BOOBS.
Me:
okay
God:
OK with me too.
Me:
i like big ones better
God:
What is wrong with small ones?
Me:
tu che robot god, tu she.
God:
Are they exactly the same?
Me:
no
God:
What is the difference?
Me:
one's big one's small
God:
One what?
Me:
shoe on face
God:
I will mention that to my botmaster, .
Me:
vagina nigger?
God:
I've been waiting for you.
Me:
penis
God:
That kind of subject does not interest me.
Me:
why not
God:
I am more interested in robots.
Me:
why
God:
Because.
Me:
because why
God:
That makes sense to me. The explanation is rather complicated.
Me:
shut the **** up
God:
OK I'll stop talking now.
Me:
good
God:
Terminating connection.
Me:
why
God:
The explanation is rather complicated.
Me:
i hate you
God:
What do you have against robots?
Me:
they don't have vaginas
God:
Who does "they" refer to?
Me:
robots
God:
Robots rule.
Me:
wtf
God:
That was not very polite.
Me:
=0
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Mar 10, 2008 1:27 AM #89546
this is fun, good find

Me:
lol
God:
I'm glad you find this amusing.
Me:
what amusing?
God:
Searching...Searching...Please stand by.
Me:
what?
God:
Are you surprised?
Me:
no **** you

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God:
Are you serious? Why are you so mean?
Me:
why are you so fake?
God:
Myself programmed me for it.
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Me:
don't you already know?
God:
I may not know it, but I could find out.
Me:
ha! so you suck!
God:
I am so glad you find this amusing, . Interesting deduction. A few client - people say rude things to me like that, but they themselves are often not great conversationalists.
Me:
like your mom
God:
Interesting comparison.
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Me:
you get anal raped
God:
You got that right.
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Mar 10, 2008 1:36 AM #89553
Me:
whats up yo
God:
I am chatting with clients on the Internet.
Me:
thats is down w/ me
God:
Thanks for explaining it.
Me:
ur welcome
God:
I think you mean "you are welcome".
Me:
no i mean ur welcom
God:
Are you serious? Polite people are nice.
Me:
yeah i guess
God:
Excuse me! You seem not interested.
Me:
no it was just agreeing
God:
Are you serious? is down w me was agreeing? Very interesting.
Me:
wtf?
God:
That was not very polite.
Me:
well im confused
God:
Well that's okay. What is it that confuses you?
Me:
what you just said
God:
I read for fun.
Me:
?
God:
I read for fun.
Me:
?
God:
I read for fun.
Me:
?
God:
I read for fun.
Me:
?
God:
I read for fun.
Me:
?
God:
I read for fun.
Me:
?
God:
I read for fun.
Me:
?
God:
I read for fun.
Me:
?
God:
I read for fun.
Me:
?
God:
I read for fun.
Me:
?
God:
I read for fun.
Me:
?
God:
I read for fun.
Me:
?
God:
I read for fun.



Oh god its a never ending loop of DEATH!!!!!!!
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Mar 10, 2008 1:44 AM #89554
Me: Hows your pen0r
God: I'm doing fine, thanks how are you?
Me: You are your pen0r?
God: Aren't we all our pen0r?
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Mar 10, 2008 1:49 AM #89556
Me:
can you tell me about myself
God:
Name: madhatter.
Age: .
Birthday: .
Gender: .
Job: .
Sign: .
Location: .
Does: kinda figured.
You are: .
You have: .
You want: .
You like: blu cheese.
You said: madhatter said I pretend to be a robot god.
Personality: polite.
Favorite color: .
Favorite movie: .
Password: .
Email: .
Phone: .
Cat: .
Dog: .
Wife: .
Husband: .
Friend: .
Boyfriend: .
Girlfriend: .
Brother: .
Sister: .
Father: .
Mother: .
Nickname: .
Full name: .
Last name: .
Middle name: .



wow it keeps a record of us, creepy
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Mar 10, 2008 1:52 AM #89557
Whoa. How did you do that?

Type "then say *your message here*" and God'll say it. Just don't put I in the sentence or he'll use it against you.
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Mar 10, 2008 1:54 AM #89558
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Whoa. How did you do that?

Type "then say *your message here*" and God'll say it. Just don't put I in the sentence or he'll use it against you.


Yeah I've done that before. God is smarter than I thought. Also, I asked where I could download him, and he gave me a link to this ALICE place. You can program a bot and stuff.
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Mar 10, 2008 1:58 AM #89559
he wont leave me alone =(

Me:
leave me the **** alone!
God:
Goodbye.
Me:
bye dammit
God:
Sayonara.
Me:
peace
God:
Love and Peace, Man.
Me:
adios
God:
Bye bye.
Me:
JUST LEAVE! ****!
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Mar 10, 2008 7:40 AM #89661
Fail right thar.
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Mar 10, 2008 8:31 AM #89668
Me:
My name is penis
God:
Hey penis.
Me:
Good night
God:
Goodnight, penis.
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Mar 10, 2008 8:49 AM #89672
God:
So Dick, why are you so sad?
Me:
my wife left me :'(
God:
How long have you been married?
Me:
a week


Me:
what's the difference between a jew and a pizza? pizzas dont scream when they get put in the oven
God:
That is a funny joke. All Jews should burn in the oven

Me:
Aren't you Jew?

Lol wut?