a jewish man with an erection walks into a wall and breaks his nose

Lady in labour, shouting the usual shit, "Get this out of me! Give me the drugs!". She turns to her boyfriend and says, "You did this to me, you f*cker!".

He casually replies, "If you remember, I wanted to stick it up your arse, but you said, '**** off it'll be too painful.'"

What's the best thing about sex with 5-year-old girls?

Turn them around, and they look like 5-year-old boys!

Two gay guys are sitting in a bathtub

A bunch of cum floats to the top

One guy says to the other, "did you just fart?"

Why do so many gays have mustaches?
To hide the stretch marks.

A woman is shopping at a grocery store. She picks up some organic carrots, health food and fresh orange juice. She goes to the checkout line.
"You must be single." the clerk says.
Amazed at the flattering insight of the clerk, the woman says, "Yes I am. How could you tell?".
"Because you're ugly".

A black, an asian and a mexican walk into a bar.

The bartender says "get the **** out"

So Jesus was crucified on Good Friday and rose from the dead on the Sunday?

Just in time for half price Easter eggs. Typical ****ing Jew.