I just finished watched Obama's Inauguration on Youtube, and I was suprised to see hardly any white people there.
But then again they were probably all working.
Ye Olde Joke Thread
Started by: Covalence | Replies: 38 | Views: 4,213
Apr 3, 2010 10:40 PM #563277
Apr 3, 2010 11:05 PM #563296
a jewish man with an erection walks into a wall and breaks his nose
Apr 3, 2010 11:14 PM #563305
Lady in labour, shouting the usual shit, "Get this out of me! Give me the drugs!". She turns to her boyfriend and says, "You did this to me, you f*cker!".
He casually replies, "If you remember, I wanted to stick it up your arse, but you said, '**** off it'll be too painful.'"
He casually replies, "If you remember, I wanted to stick it up your arse, but you said, '**** off it'll be too painful.'"
Apr 4, 2010 8:05 AM #563542
What's the best thing about sex with 5-year-old girls?
Turn them around, and they look like 5-year-old boys!
Turn them around, and they look like 5-year-old boys!
Apr 4, 2010 9:10 PM #563887
Two gay guys are sitting in a bathtub
A bunch of cum floats to the top
One guy says to the other, "did you just fart?"
A bunch of cum floats to the top
One guy says to the other, "did you just fart?"
Apr 4, 2010 9:22 PM #563896
Why do so many gays have mustaches?
To hide the stretch marks.
To hide the stretch marks.
Apr 4, 2010 9:41 PM #563904
A woman is shopping at a grocery store. She picks up some organic carrots, health food and fresh orange juice. She goes to the checkout line.
"You must be single." the clerk says.
Amazed at the flattering insight of the clerk, the woman says, "Yes I am. How could you tell?".
"Because you're ugly".
"You must be single." the clerk says.
Amazed at the flattering insight of the clerk, the woman says, "Yes I am. How could you tell?".
"Because you're ugly".
Apr 4, 2010 9:44 PM #563905
A black, an asian and a mexican walk into a bar.
The bartender says "get the **** out"
The bartender says "get the **** out"
Apr 4, 2010 9:54 PM #563908
So Jesus was crucified on Good Friday and rose from the dead on the Sunday?
Just in time for half price Easter eggs. Typical ****ing Jew.
Just in time for half price Easter eggs. Typical ****ing Jew.