My test is to get in the shower

Wash up the best I can

In that wet fest

Like it's no Contest

Reflexes with my chest wet

Water on my head

But my AFRO still FRRRESH!

you may know me as a nerd but my name is george brindle,
im writing these songs, but dont think, ill make a single,
cos im new to raps, i just started last week,
it also doesnt help that knowbody likes me
except for a few friends that i meet up with be-fore session 3,
like ryan, tom, sam, shane, derek, david and me,
a couple of more friends is just what i need,
so we can go to the field and play some rugby

as i said before, yeah im a nerd,
some year 11's also think that, i'm a turd,
but who cares what they say, most are gay
ill just disrap about them all night and day
ill spout some shit about them like how they're illiterate,
meaning that they connot read or write, them idiots
then ill smash them up with sentaces and my biggest words,
and ill leave them not believing what, they just heard!

32 bars of ninja themed lyricism with a side of horrorcore.

The track: http://www.fileize.com/view/100637c0-c54/

[Lyrics]

I come from a shadow clan of lethal ninja masters
Nocturnal killers, invisible in the darkness
Win a game of chess in two turns
Set fire to this track and leave it with 3rd degree burns

Two faced crazy nutcase
When cops see me escaping they choose to not chase
My body shared by demonic souls that pay me rent
Taking human heads when I flip a coin like Harvey Dent

Choice of weaponry: shuriken and katanas
Attack from below like a pack of piranhas
Lich king, immortal and more brutal than Arthas
Fight with Vader's saber under an adrenaline rush

Deliver ki strikes to all the pressure points in your body
Among shaolin monks I'm considered a prodigy
Altering the tides of destiny
Viewing dimensions with my inner eye that the rest can't see

Kenjutsu my skill with the blade is second to none
Vampiric imperial dragon under my rule of thumb
Rhyme ancient words of power from my lexicon
Which invoke a supernatural phenomenon

The shinobi, cut off your nose if you get nosy
Unholy, I torture all my enemies slowly
Slice you in to pieces of human pepperoni
My rhymes over your head, which I collect as a trophy

Live with cold blood, an exile reptile god
Stomp on temples and tear royal guards apart
Stab you with my tongue, it's so sharp
I sold my heart of gold to survive, cuz I'm fucking smart

A red dragon tattoo appearing out of the blue
The lone wolf, that managed to escaped from the zoo
I'm infinitely better at Kung Fu than you
Alpha striking you down Wuju style with rhymejutsu

Beat used: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T3OG_sliZ9o

Good to see the thread is back

Quote from Leokill

32 bars of ninja themed lyricism with a side of horrorcore.

The track: http://www.fileize.com/view/100637c0-c54/

[Lyrics]

I come from a shadow clan of lethal ninja masters
Nocturnal killers, invisible in the darkness
Win a game of chess in two turns
Set fire to this track and leave it with 3rd degree burns

Two faced crazy nutcase
When cops see me escaping they choose to not chase
My body shared by demonic souls that pay me rent
Taking human heads when I flip a coin like Harvey Dent

Choice of weaponry: shuriken and katanas
Attack from below like a pack of piranhas
Lich king, immortal and more brutal than Arthas
Fight with Vader's saber under an adrenaline rush

Deliver ki strikes to all the pressure points in your body
Among shaolin monks I'm considered a prodigy
Altering the tides of destiny
Viewing dimensions with my inner eye that the rest can't see

Kenjutsu my skill with the blade is second to none
Vampiric imperial dragon under my rule of thumb
Rhyme ancient words of power from my lexicon
Which invoke a supernatural phenomenon

The shinobi, cut off your nose if you get nosy
Unholy, I torture all my enemies slowly
Slice you in to pieces of human pepperoni
My rhymes over your head, which I collect as a trophy

Live with cold blood, an exile reptile god
Stomp on temples and tear royal guards apart
Stab you with my tongue, it's so sharp
I sold my heart of gold to survive, cuz I'm fucking smart

A red dragon tattoo appearing out of the blue
The lone wolf, that managed to escaped from the zoo
I'm infinitely better at Kung Fu than you
Alpha striking you down Wuju style with rhymejutsu

Beat used: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T3OG_sliZ9o

I downloaded it and added it to my library under "leokill". Fuckin awesome bro.

Heres an old one I wrote a long time ago:


Alright, well I have a new beat to tryout
My slick words are gona make the fuckin sun die out
Im a criminal, slit your throat and gouge your eyes out
No regrets, noone around will hear your ass shout
Im all that its about

And you know that im the best
all know me from the east to the west
It makes my enemies depressed
im a rapper with a quest
my raps so fuckin awesome its like im possessed
if i dont like you ill rip your heart from your chest
police try and put me under arrest
But theres no stopping my conquest

My rhymes are getting better its like im infested
with a rap god thats unrestricted
Hes in me and undetected
Him and I are closely connected
Try not to be deeply affected
Although your unprotected
All your rhymes are disconected
And extremely ill directed

you're just jealous of my style
Cus you wont be making good raps for awhile
Ill burn your ass so bad you'll be an ash pile
Im sick of the rhymes that you try to compile
Im better than you by miles and miles
Once im done with you you'll be in Exile.
Your raps are like Bile
They make nobody smile



Come on, lets make a bet
Im broke as fuck but regardless im set
Im biggest threat you ever met
And this is what you get
You'll break in a cold sweat

And you know your the worst
Your for sure the first iv ever heard
That raps like a lipless white nerd
Your one third of any rapper, you're absurd
When i walk in the buildin you better scram
cus everybody knows who i am
My style blasts through you like a battering ram
while your raps are just spam
You try to fuckin cram
Im the lion, your the fuckin lamb

Excuse me while the lion Devours
My rappin skill's my super power
I give raps like its happy hour
Its delicate as a flower
Gentle as a rain shower
Making new songs by the hour
And an album by the day
What can i say
One day ill be famous while all you die away
Ill have a crowd yellin "hip hip horray"
While the rest of you gays decay
Alow me to show you the way

Im all your salvation
As i teach a whole nation
Just call it a rap station
where you hear about rhymes of all kinds
The best learnin station you can find
so complex it blows your fuckin mind
Im the fuckin best of all mankind
My bars are perfectly aligned
If you're better please show me a sign
or is it just a way for you to unwind
Dont try to win cus im one of a kind.
Dont sit there and whine
This competitions mine

its the rap poetry thread right

atomicapple's epic haiku

your a giant douche
rapping like a 10 year old
your going to die

so lame^

Yo, check me out, it's Shaq coming from the grave
Not looking for a crown, yet still I feel surrounded by knaves
Candy wolf here, so you know I'm sweet to the core
With rhymes so sour, there's no way you can ignore
My oncoming onslaught of so hot, no plot
Lyrics that appear to be a mystery even to me
Internal rhymes and external hits
All the time using this wit

Seeing things in variety of perspectives
Checking menus for new objectives
Cruel begging for my rhymes as though they were his favorite flavor
Doing this for me, for him, for all this is my party favor.

Does it seem coherent? Nope, not at all.
Guess I'm like Vans, because I'm just off the wall.

Quote from Shaq-of-All-Trades

Yo, check me out, it's Shaq coming from the grave
Not looking for a crown, yet still I feel surrounded by knaves
Candy wolf here, so you know I'm sweet to the core
With rhymes so sour, there's no way you can ignore
My oncoming onslaught of so hot, no plot
Lyrics that appear to be a mystery even to me
Internal rhymes and external hits
All the time using this wit

Seeing things in variety of perspectives
Checking menus for new objectives
Cruel begging for my rhymes as though they were his favorite flavor
Doing this for me, for him, for all this is my party favor.

Does it seem coherent? Nope, not at all.
Guess I'm like Vans, because I'm just off the wall.

Lol, I wouldn't say BEGGED....ok a little. Nice, and congrats on becoming a mod. :)

Quote from Cruel

Lol, I wouldn't say BEGGED....ok a little. Nice, and congrats on becoming a mod. :)

Thanks man, it feels good. Here's a haiku about it:

I am now a mod
My acts are now monitored
Yet still, I grow strong

Well my buddy shaq is gainin respect
Alot to look up to, alot to expect
But this didnt come from some moronic defect
He was meant for the job, he was perfect

He stood out from the crowd like a boss
Till the bosses saw him come across
Jeff couldnt refuse that kind of treat
Someone whos headstrong, and hard to defeat

I knew him from the start and i saw him gain popularity
And now hes the one laughing histerically
He means buisness, he aint running a charity
Hes going to be the best, and thats a garuntee


Great job bro, do us proud *salutes*

Old Godzilla was hoppin around
Tokyo City like a big playground
when suddenly Batman burst from the shade
and hit Godzilla with a Batgrenade
Godzilla got pissed and began to attack
but didn't expect to be blocked by Shaq
who proceeded to open up a can of Shaq Fu
when Aaron Carter came out of the blue

and he started beating up Shaquille O'Neal
then they both got flattened by the Batmobile
but before it could make it back to the Batcave
Abraham Lincoln popped out of his grave
and took an AK47 out from under his hat
and blew Batman away with a rat-a-tat-tat
but he ran out of bullets and he ran away
because Optimus Prime came to save the day

this is the Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny
good guys, bad guys, and explosions as far as the eye can see
and only one will survive, I wonder who it will be
this is the Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny

Godzilla took a bite out of Optimus Prime
like Scruff McGruff took a bite out of crime
and then Shaq came back covered in a tire track
but Jackie Chan jumped out and landed on his back
and Batman was injured, and trying to get steady
when Abraham Lincoln came back with a machete
but suddenly something caught his leg and he tripped
Indiana Jones took him out with his whip

then he saw Godzilla sneaking up from behind
and he reached for his gun which he just couldn't find
'cause Batman stole it and he shot and he missed
and Jackie Chan deflected it with his fist
then he jumped in the air and did a summersault
while Abraham Lincoln tried to pole vault
onto Optimus Prime, but they collided in the air
then they both got hit by a Care Bear Stare, oooh

this is the Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny
good guys, bad guys, and explosions as far as the eye can see
and only one will survive, I wonder who it will be
this is the Ultimate Showdown...

angels sang out in immaculate chorus
down from the heavens descended Chuck Norris
who deliver a kick which could shatter bones
into the crotch of Indiana Jones
who fell over on the ground, writhing in pain
as Batman changed back into Bruce Wayne
but Chuck saw through his clever disguise
and he crushed Batman's head in between his thighs

then Gandalf the Grey and Gandalf the White and
"Monty Python and the Holy Grail"'s Black Knight and
Benito Mussolini and The Blue Meanie and
Cowboy Curtis and Jambi the Genie
Robocop, the Terminator, Captain Kirk, and Darth Vader
Lo Pan, Superman, every single Power Ranger
Bill S. Preston and Theodore Logan,
Spock, The Rock, Doc Ock, and Hulk Hogan
all came out of no where lightning fast
and they kicked Chuck Norris in his cowboy ass
it was the bloodiest battle the world ever saw
with civilians looking on total awe

and the fight raged on for a century
many lives were claimed, but eventually
the champion stood, the rest saw their better:
Mr. Rogers in a bloodstained sweater.

lol, what de ras, i have to share this all ova facebook, i don't know you, but if you just mek tis up, you bad, lol, this one just mek ma day lol
lmao :D

pardon my bad english :D

Quote from Anonymous.

i knew I heard that song before

Guys, this thread is to write your own rap or poetry, put that in link of the day.

You guys should try wordplay. It's fun.

Here's an example I made. I included explanations in the brackets for each line for those unfamiliar with wordplay.

Possibly one of the sickest lyricist to ever exist [Filler and intro.]
Coming out swinging, bayonet blades when I'm pissed [To come out swinging means to defend something you believe in strongly. The second part of the line turns the idiom in to literally defending yourself with bayonet blades.]
Fuck iron, I rule with an adamantium fist [Adamantium is a fictional metal that's way stronger than iron. "To rule with an iron fist." Is an idiom.]
My punches are the cause of continental drift [Punches are the clever hard hitting lines in rap. In this bar, the meaning is taken literally.]

Brainstorm lyrics and conjure up hurricanes [Wordplay on "brainstorming".]
Like Bane, only Venom inside of my veins [The Batman villain "Bane" is addicted to a super steroid called "Venom". Just a filler bar with a villain reference.]
The man after your own heart, with a surgical scalpel [Play on the idiom "Man after your own heart." A man after your own heart means someone that you'd idolize. In this bar, it's taken literally and turned in to a morbid statement by adding the "surgical scalpel" part.]
Labeled legally insane and mentally unstable [Self-explanatory.]

Sold my soul to buy time on the market of rhyme [Combining the phrases "Sell your soul." and "Buy time."]
Defile a shrine by snapping a divine prophet's spine [Some violent imagery and the set up for the next bar.]
Cannibalistic, bread body and blood is the wine [Continuing with the religious theme, the sacrament bread and wine is supposed to be Jesus's blood and flesh. That, taken literally, is cannibalistic.]
Dealing down stolen thunder from storm cloud nine [To steal one's thunder is an idiom that means stealing someone's glory, force or authority. Cloud nine is an idiom that means a blissful and calm state, so a storm cloud nine would be the opposite of that. Also implies powers similar to the Greek god Zeus.]