Granted. you sat to close to the screen and had a fatal seizure.

I wish i was in Narnia

Quote from pumuecils

Granted. you sat to close to the screen and had a fatal seizure.

I wish i was in Narnia

Granted, your are now in Marnia Airfield

Edit: Oops. Forgot to wish. I wish for mafia henchman

[Don't forget to wish, guys.]

Skip me

Quote from AlphaMan

Granted, your are now in Marnia Airfield

Genie: what is your wish my son?...

Quote from AlphaMan

Granted, your are now in Marnia Airfield

Edit: Oops. Forgot to wish. I wish for mafia henchman

Granted, but your Henchmen turn out to be incompetant fools
that screw up everything they attempt to do. Due to
an accident involving explosives and your idiotic goons
(why you let them handle explosives, I'll never know),
you receive massive brain trauma and become a vegetable.

After you die they steal all your shit. :D

I wish for a rewind button.

you got a scope that got stuck in the "unknown" a.k.a your moms vagina.

I wish for a ducky

Granted. And now you're drowned in rotten tacos with a decade old mayonnaise.
I wish...for a PERFECT LIFE WITHOUT FLAWS!

Granted, but you have been given a life long curse of bad luck for a Perfect Life without Flaws.

I wish I can summon dragons n' shit.

Granted. You summoned the Dragon of Shit. You die immediately from its stench.

I wish that I could read minds and have the ability to turn it on and off.

Quote from ErrorBlender

Granted. You summoned the Dragon of Shit. You die immediately from its stench.

I wish that I could read minds and have the ability to turn it on and off.

Your wish was granted, but there would be a consequence for that. You could read bad thoughts when you read people's minds constantly. Thus you became depressed with those thoughts and decided to have a commit suicide from the top building around you.

I wish I had an Omnitrix like Ben Tennyson from Ben 10.

Granted, but you can't transform into aliens.

I wish I was the best.

Quote from heavenyeah

Granted, you're the best in nothing congratz

I wish live in a humble house on the beach, that I can see the sea. Without distutbing.

Granted. But the Mother Nature didn't gave a fuck and destroyed it with a tsunami.

I wish for a wish that wishes a pineapple.

Granted. You are crushed by a giant pineapple.

I wish for ice cream

Granted, the ice cream melted before you got a lick.
I wish I had a life time supply of bacon.