Quote from Oblivion EX

What the fuck, you god damn dick sucking fagbaskets. You keep fucking skipping over me.

I deMANd to be evaluated.

Quote from Sacred

There's just something about Nish that always makes me smile.

Quote from Nish

I don't know if you were being sarcastic but you legitimately made me smile.

Quote from Ashlander

Since Nish and I have blessed the community with our return, it's only fitting that we bestow the title of MAN upon SPP's deserving members. I have come up with a point system, to give an idea as to where on the manliness scale each member would generally fall, and is to be used primarily as a reference. Each member will be judged individually by Nish and I, and must be approved by us BOTH to be designated a real MAN. Any member approved by us may wear the MANly Leather Jacket (MAN userbar), and will be hated by the rest of the community due to their superiority, but will give 0 fucks because they are MEN. I, personally, would like to make it a bit harder to be approved this time around. Nothing special about being named a MAN if a third of the other members have too.

All applicants should write a short paragraph about themselves and their MANly exploits and answer the following questions (yes/no questions worth one point each unless otherwise stated) for our reference.

Number of fights been in (one point each):
Number of fights won (one point each):
Number of girls slept with (one point each):
Ever owned a motorcycle:
Ever owned a muscle car:
Have plans, are currently in, or have been in the military:
Do you have a physically demanding or dirty job (if yes, list job):
Number of guns in YOUR household (one point each):
Number of times threatened by a girls boyfriend (one point each):
Do you normally have facial hair:
Do you regularly wear sunglasses:
Do you regularly wear a leather jacket:
Can you play either guitar, bass, or drums (one point for each, list which ones):

Nish may make any edits to this he thinks may be necessary, just let me know and I'll edit the post. I will also update with newly title MEN.

SPP MEN of 2013
Ashlander
Nish
Zed
Scarecrow
Sacred

Quote from Zed

I missed you Apollyon. A few months ago we had some punk posting workout pictures in the Picture Thread. We didn't have anyone to put him in his place.


Go ahead. Assassinate me, Maroon. We go down together.

Quote from Apollyon

actual fights: 23
won:23
girls: around 19 ((currently 2))
yes, trans am
yes, springer softtail
Does a PMC count?
yes, furniture mover. I have done concrete, carpentry, cut/sold firewood, dug ditches, and several others.
meh, guns are for pussies. if someone invades my house they will have to have my Morning star dug out of their back brain.
People don't threaten me.
Mustache.
Yes.
Only when its cold enough to warrant a jacket. ((Below 40))
Nope.

Quote from MicVeir4

I explained myself just like ashlander asked of me. Am I MAN enough for this shit or not?

Quote from Nish

while making the gun-shot gesture at everyone you see in the club, aren't you?

Quote from Mantha

Yo, motherfuckers.