Quote from P12323

My pants fell down in a front of a crowd..

That's why you wear a belt.

Quote from Cronos

Should have gone for the sneaky belt tuck. Works every time.

I can say that this works all the time. Except that one time that a prank was played on me involving a certain pill :( ... those fuckers

Quote from Molgera

That's why you wear a belt.

And that was the lesson I learned..

I remember going on a 50-mile biking trip, the first third consisting of going down a rugged mountain trail. While going down it, I attempted to pull a Superman...


...I dun goofed.

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I remember going on a 50-mile biking trip, the first third consisting of going down a rugged mountain trail. While going down it, I attempted to pull a Superman...


...I dun goofed.

Ouch. That gotta hurt.

Quote from Molgera

That's why you wear a belt.

Or skin-tight jeans.

I'm so surprised that the latest post on this thread was about me.

Quote from P12323

I'm so surprised that the latest post on this thread was about me.

How do you know.
MAYBE we are talking to your evil twin.

Sorry for bumping, just thought i'd share.

I walked into the wrong apartment before. Took a seat and everything. Started watching spongebob and realized I went into the wrong building. The people there were just staring at me. I proceeded to exit. No words.

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Sorry for bumping, just thought i'd share.

I walked into the wrong apartment before. Took a seat and everything. Started watching spongebob and realized I went into the wrong building. The people there were just staring at me. I proceeded to exit. No words.

If you think thats bad peep this. I walked out of class, down the hall, to my locker, and into the cafeteria until a teacher finally told me to "fix my pants" so i look down and it looks like i have a boner but its just my phone sitting at a weird angle in my pockets i was wearing gym shorts that day they called my gym short jimmy for the rest of the school year

My mother walked in on my girlfriend giving me head.

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My mother walked in on my girlfriend giving me head.

wincestpornwithplot

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wincestpornwithplot

haha shit you're right, but no thank you.

Quote from Gaaading

haha shit you're right, but no thank you.

seriously though, how awkward was dinner that day?

Or just tell us everything that happened.