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seriously though, how awkward was dinner that day?

Or just tell us everything that happened.

Well my family doesn't do that whole traditional family dinner thing. Two days after it happened she expressed her disapproval; i.e. long ass lecture, along the lines of "When I was growing up I didn't do that in my mother's house, etc". Granted my girlfriend stayed the night so often I am surprised she didn't think that was going to happen. I basically told her we were "Just watching Netflix" which wasn't a complete lie. We usually tried to be finished before my mother came home from work, but unfortunately I didn't hear my mother's JEEP pull in cause my mind was "focused on other things".

and I'm just imagining your dad sitting on the couch with a "that's my boy!" look on his face.

This happened last week, and I really hate it.

I got this Indian friend of mine in Facebook, we were chatting dirty things (we always do it). So while I was chatting with him, my brother suddenly passed by behind me and I looked behind me. I quickly covered the computer screen with my palm and he was smiling. Yeah, he was trying to sneak if he can see our conversation.

So he smiled at me, then I told him to fuck off so he left. And I continued my best conversation with my Indian friend. But suddenly I felt like I want to pee so I made sure my brother isn't around. I waited for seconds so I can really really make sure he wasn't coming. So he didn't came, I proceeded to go to the bathroom. When I got out, I caught my brother reading my conversation. Fuck, I'm in danger, he will tell it to my parents. So I quickly run directly to him and pushed him as strong as I can, his hands was on the keyboard so he accidentally pulled the keyboard and slammed it on the ground (he fell on his chair by the way).

My father heard the keyboard slam so he went out from his room and caught both of us. I quickly closed Opera browser then shut it down so he won't see it. And you know what happened next, nah I'm just kidding, my brother kept it a secret and we both made a promise not to tell everyone.

See, I really fucking hate it when I'm chatting with someone.

What a nice brother you are.

you chat dirty with your indian friend? Like, "yo dude I'm going to lick your shaft so good you'll cum in my face on the second stroke"?

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you chat dirty with your indian friend? Like, "yo dude I'm going to lick your shaft so good you'll cum in my face on the second stroke"?

Mmmmmffmmm..... Ooh yes, Muhammed.... Talk dirty to me, bab-
*Covers computer screen with one hand and boner with the other*
WHAT WHAT DO YOU WANT!? IM NOT OIG ANYTHING WHY WOULD YOU THINK THAT GET OUT!!

I like how you point out the significance of him being Indian. lol

I think by talking dirty he means he used swear words, or words related to sex.

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I think by talking dirty he means he used swear words, or words related to sex.

Uhh yeah... We were sort of saying that.

My mom once walked in on me when I was going down on my ex. She's a strong Christian and didn't take it well at all :(

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My mom once walked in on me when I was going down on my ex. She's a strong Christian and didn't take it well at all :(

That's a lot harder to cover than the other way around.

I accidentally installed a virus on our old computer in 2000, when I was, like, 4.
It was the pikachu virus. It was a dangerous virus in which a bunch of pikachus bounce around on your computer, actually stealing personal information from your computer.
So being a sucker for pokemon, i installed it thinking i'd have one of those cute little desktop buddies or something, and it wrecked our computer. my 3 sisters wanted my head on a silver platter.
Being a kid sure was fun, wasn't it?

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you chat dirty with your indian friend? Like, "yo dude I'm going to lick your shaft so good you'll cum in my face on the second stroke"?

hahahaha this is funny. But not really like that, we talk in different topic, not like an RPG sex (ie: oh shit I'm caaaammiingg.. Ahhhh mffffcc.)

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hahahaha this is funny. But not really like that, we talk in different topic, not like an RPG sex (ie: oh shit I'm caaaammiingg.. Ahhhh mffffcc.)

Don't give us details pls.