Why did the chicken cross the road ?
It need to get to the other side.

knock knock
...
Ding dong...

*Leaves*


What do you call a guy with a stick ?
Visually impared.

how do you make a mime talk?

throw a brick in its face.

A guy walks into Dunkin' Donuts. He says, "Excuse me, miss. How many cups of coffee do you think this thermos will hold?"

She says, "I think it's a seven-cup thermos."

He says, "All right...give me two black, three cream and sugar."

what did the Jew do when the Negro rear ended him?

They're both sensible men, i'm sure they worked something out

okay this is the most ****ED UP thing EVERR

whats the difference between a dead baby and a ferarri?

i've never been in a ferrari before.

Quote from 16.6% Jew

okay this is the most ****ED UP thing EVERR

whats the difference between a dead baby and a ferarri?

i've never been in a ferrari before.

I disagree.


What's the difference between a dead baby and my girlfriend?

I don't kiss my girlfriend after sex.

AND

What's the best thing about having sex with a baby?

Either way it's a blowjob.

Why did the chicken cross the road
It didn't, it was hit by a car half way through

Quote from Plain Shifter

Why did the chicken cross the road
It didn't, it was hit by a car half way through

This has been said too many times. I now declair it as a fullblown joke.

Plain, you just crashed mine.
Fu[SIZE="2"]ck[/SIZE]er.

What is fear of long words called?
Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia



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What do you call a blind guy?
Visually challenged.

What do you call a dead person?
JACKPOT.

What do you call a dead joke?
a dead joke.

Why was Manthur here?
To tell a dead joke.

A chinese guy, a Jew, and a Black walk into a bar


What a great example of an integrated community

Quote from Fusion

A chinese guy, a Jew, and a Black walk into a bar


What a great example of an integrated community

I lol'd.




2 gay guys walk into a petshop.
The guy in a skin tight suit says " yo, bartender, can we get a couple of cocks over here?
The bartender says, "we have no male roosters, how about a female?
The other man replies " We already have a female, guess we'll walk around for a while"
So the two men are walking, and when they get home, they have sex.
The next day they head back, and tell the bartender
" Do you have any other chickens then?

What kind of chicken crossed the road?
An animal one, a human chicken would be too scared.

When did the chicken cross the road?
I don't know, I live in the city.