A chinese guy, a Jew, and a Black walk into a bar
What a great example of an integrated community
I lol'd.
2 gay guys walk into a petshop.
The guy in a skin tight suit says " yo, bartender, can we get a couple of cocks over here?
The bartender says, "we have no male roosters, how about a female?
The other man replies " We already have a female, guess we'll walk around for a while"
So the two men are walking, and when they get home, they have sex.
The next day they head back, and tell the bartender
" Do you have any other chickens then?
What kind of chicken crossed the road?
An animal one, a human chicken would be too scared.
When did the chicken cross the road?
I don't know, I live in the city.