1.In Elementary, out of my mind, went to the wrong classroom , everyone was looking at me........ *Leaves like nothing happened*

2.Back then, I often am so immature and "scream" like a bitch when I'm in an argument or fight with someone in chat. Thinking I was mature or winning. As I look back to the chat histories, Gods I just want to slap myself e_e...

3.This happened back at gr. 8, January... After a contest and most of my schoolmates outside waiting for the bus (Schoolmates from each year and class) I wanted to ask "Where's the bus" to someone I thought I know back at grade 3. Then they were like "Wut?" laughing with someone else, (luckily there was my crush and she wasn't looking, that'll leave a bad 1st impression lol) I was hell embarrassed and till now, it's haunting me e_e

4.Was watching "something" then aunt once needed to use the laptop or actually, have me search something, I didn't close it, thinking it won't be seen, (wasn't even on incognito) I switched to my Devianart Tab, then closed it, but THE DAMN TAB, LEAD TO THE THINGY I WAS WATCHING... So I immediately saw it, so did she, and I closed it immediately.. .. .. . . . Well.. Shit happened next

5.Not actually a bad "fuck up" but last Valentines Day,during recess, I gave my love some chocolate, an anime art, then a letter.
Her classmates then arrived later, then all of them read it, laughing and giggling, our table was just right next to them, but me with my back turned, made me regret giving it without saying to keep it secret -.-
Now it became the Talk in their class

1.I was once a flag ceremony leader for 1 monday, had to raise the flag when on a certain part arose, I ran up the platforms, It was so damn loud everyone was looking at me.. Not really much of a fuck-up, but still damn loud

2.Sang "In the End" as a kid in grade school, even hid with my hood, then I continued.........
Last thing I know, that memory is crap as my schoolmates just haunt me with it

3.A fan by a wall was actually pointing at the ground, but the air reflected the ground and went up, blew over my friend's skirt, And I was just near her. She caught me then I got embarrassed. (Although she was just laughing, she gave me a bitch-slap on the shoulder (Wondered why not my face but still thankful xD)

so, i was in the living room using the computer, surfing in my crush's facebook profile and checking her photos (NO. I'M NOT FAPPING ON HER PHOTOS.). the computer suddenly froze (or hung) just when i opened a photo of my crush's selfie and i can't do anything, i can't even open task managar or move the mouse. i was sweating because my dad and, you guess it... the one who sneaked on my fb chat conversation, my brother might see the photo.

and here comes the best part... my dad passed by behind me to check the food he's cooking on the kitchen when he suddenly saw the screen. he walked nearer to me then asked something like (i forgot what he asked, but i'll try to give the nearest words he said)

"sino yang babae? ang ganda niya ah" (translation: who is that girl? she's pretty huh?)

I didn't answer anything, i just want to punch the computer screen, then my brother suddenly popped up behind me. yep, i know i'm fucked up again, my bro's here again.

my bro said: "siya yung crush niya!" (translation: she is his crush!)

i stood up then pushed my bro so hard that he fell and spilled the cup of water he's holding.

then my bro, again, said: "serioso tay! crush niya yang babae mula nung kinder one pa siya!" (translation: i'm serious dad! he have a crush on her since he was still a student in kinder one!)

i lied to my dad lol:

"tay! bigla nalang nag bukas yang photo! hindi ko kilala yang babaeng nasa picture!" (translation: dad! that photo just suddenly popped up! i don't even know who's that girl!)

then my dad said: "ahhh, sige sige, kala ko girlfriend mo! maganda siya." (translation: ahhh, alright alright! i thought she was your girlfriend! she's pretty anyways!).

then the computer suddenly goes to blue screen of death. my dad ignored everything then went to the kitchen. my bro stood up, making an annoying face then ran to his room.